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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
‘Monster Hunter Wilds’ Collapses With 1% Of Launch Players, 82% Negative Reviews - Forbes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
A 'Crazy Idea' About Pluto Was Just Confirmed in a Scientific First - ScienceAlert
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
I Used to Dread Taking Creatine—Then I Found These Gummies - The Daily Beast
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do you believe that it is right that one Federal judge can block a President's decisions?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
NASA plans to build a giant radio telescope on the 'dark side' of the moon. Here's why. - Yahoo
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Terraforming Mars Isn’t Sci-Fi Anymore – Here’s What It Would Take - SciTechDaily
No way
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thoughts on an 8-1 Rangers win - Lone Star Ball
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
How PTSD Disrupts Brain Cell Communication - Neuroscience News
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
share office space ...
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Then came..
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