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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

‘Monster Hunter Wilds’ Collapses With 1% Of Launch Players, 82% Negative Reviews - Forbes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are the best children's books by age 13?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

A 'Crazy Idea' About Pluto Was Just Confirmed in a Scientific First - ScienceAlert

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

I Used to Dread Taking Creatine—Then I Found These Gummies - The Daily Beast

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do you believe that it is right that one Federal judge can block a President's decisions?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

NASA plans to build a giant radio telescope on the 'dark side' of the moon. Here's why. - Yahoo

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Terraforming Mars Isn’t Sci-Fi Anymore – Here’s What It Would Take - SciTechDaily

No way

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thoughts on an 8-1 Rangers win - Lone Star Ball

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

How PTSD Disrupts Brain Cell Communication - Neuroscience News

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

share office space ...

Then came..

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?